1. If I get a massage, should I forego:

a) a tank of gas, b) 2/3s of a week of groceries, c) a new pair of shoes, d) three hard cover books

2) Is a Hitachi wand worth:

a) a movie + baby sitter time, b) my daughter’s dental insurance, c) the dog’s arthritis meds, d) four bottles of wine

3) Did you know that a therapy session at the pauper’s rate is more expensive than:

a) a month at the gym, b) an hour of long distance calling to Ireland, c) a night at a Super 8 near the Chicagoland Ikea, d) a big bundle of clothes from the kids’ consignment store